i mean.
i h-a-t-e cockroaches.
but honestly,
i havent really stood still for such a long time staring at one and end up laughing at it.
it was just like any other visit to the loo to answer nature's call.
and when you've just locked the door,you turn around to see the marvellous bowl,
you catch sight of a huge black 'thing'.
your stomach flips and you gulp a huge globule of air as you prepare your voice box to scream the highest pitch before turning around and running away.
BUT THEN!
you realise its doing something normal insects won't do.
its climbing up and inTO the toilet bowl.
so you stop to watch.
as its legs wriggle and carry it nearer to its death,
you can't help but watch eagerly as it approaches the large pool of clear liquid.
nearer...
nearer....
'plop';
AND YOU CHEER AS LOUDLY AS YOU CAN!
positioning your hand on the flush, you grin broadly at the drowning cockroach and apply slight pressure.
as you imagine the cockroach screaming for help as it circles the bowl and is sucked in by a manmade whirlwind,
you can't help but put your hand on your waist and laugh like mojo-jojo.
BWAHAHAHAHAS.
stupid cockroach.
xD

Sylvia. Syl. And someone you'll never expect me to be.